And the alien did decree: "Bring on the nasty pussy, it's time for Lamebert to party."
I am so Bring on that nasty pussy. I'm hitting on damn near any girl near my age. Even the ones that really aren't my "type". Blonds, even; that strikes me as funky -- it was only really one -- she had that 'hug-me' vibe I dread so much. The rest seem to be dark-haired. Dark-haired, and funny. Take that young one, for example. She broke the 'younger than Anni' rule. I didn't care. A little part of me was thinking, "Ah, fuck; I'm hitting on a straight girl". Actually, it prolly amused her. I was sitting there, dressed like a Texan serial killer. Just too desperate to reign in my verbalizations. Bring on the nasty pussy, it's time for Lamebert to party. |
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