And the alien did decree: "be a sexual douche about it"
I wish All I want to do is lie down; when I do, I want to get up again. I want to watcha show, to hear voices; but then I don't want THAT show. I want tea; but it doesn't taste right because I bought a new kind. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I want to snuggle up to a big fat white guy, breathe in his Old Spice deodorant, and fall asleep. I want that guy not to be a sexual douche about it later. I've run out of videos of movie reviews. (Damn you, Phelous, for not being more prolific...) I am so unimpressed with today. Even Gay K ditched on me. |
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