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And the alien did decree: I'm hot, like a criminal record.
5:14 AM - Sunday, Mar. 27, 2011

Before the nonsense, & After the bullshit.

IF THE SEX WAS GREAT, I'D HAVE NO COMPLAINTS
3-27-11

I'm the Steve Buschemi of lesbians,
The Van Damme of romance;
Dudes dig it; I'm a has-been --
My cheese is like a national treat.

I'm the Michael Cera of smooth,
The Courage of self-confidence.
Men find me irresistibly couth --
If only females shared that 6th sense.

What's in my pants?
Did I bring you a present?
Can my hips take the chance
Of lovemaking-descent?

I'm the Agatha Christie of mystery,
The Stephen King of wit;
You can solve me, in the first 15 --
You grew out of me, into chick-lit.

I'm the Christopher Moore of originality,
The Dr. Frankenfurter of conventionality.
You'll find 12 of me on Google;
I'll be the only one with a poodle hat.

I'm the Steve Buschemi of lesbians,
The Van Damme of romance;
I'm obscure, full of beans --
I'm not the sort to ask for a chance.

Before the nonsense, & After the bullshit.


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