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Thursday, Dec. 30, 2010 - Chelan's third kid will be male, like the others.Thursday, Dec. 23, 2010 - Hardcore LameThursday, Dec. 16, 2010 - Bill Likes Christmas Music; I Don't.Friday, Dec. 03, 2010 - My doctor almost shit himself. Me? I'm thinking I'm not going chronic.Friday, Dec. 03, 2010 - Yeah; STILL no computer. What is this, month 3, 4?Monday, Nov. 29, 2010 - Damn 'FRIENDS', being all annoying..Sunday, Nov. 21, 2010 - We expect you to turn chronic, you know.Sunday, Nov. 21, 2010 - Julian Lennon, does he sing like a lemon?Friday, Nov. 19, 2010 - Way to go, yoFriday, Nov. 19, 2010 - Lambert won't wanna fuck a Naruto-worshipperThursday, Nov. 18, 2010 - And, five years later, it sunk in..Friday, Nov. 05, 2010 - "Gunna be 22"Tuesday, Nov. 02, 2010 - Mmm. Sweaty armpits.Saturday, Oct. 23, 2010 - I should be sleepingFriday, Oct. 22, 2010 - Gunna ask me what I'm calling the book?Saturday, Oct. 16, 2010 - Fuck.Friday, Oct. 15, 2010 - I write songs that make me think of the only Wally Pleasant song I've ever heardSaturday, Oct. 02, 2010 - "It's about fucking time"Saturday, Oct. 02, 2010 - Re: What is AA writing?Friday, Oct. 01, 2010 - When will this shit confront me, head-on?Saturday, Sept. 18, 2010 - FUCK YOU, RANDOM HOUSE!! FUCK YOU, CONCISE/POCKET/MIDGETY FUCKERS!!Friday, Sept. 17, 2010 - NewsSunday, Aug. 29, 2010 - Lambert's Spider Senses Spin For Strap-onsSunday, Aug. 29, 2010 - "I am the leprosy to your cock of gold"Friday, Aug. 27, 2010 - "Snuggly-vibe"Sunday, Aug. 22, 2010 - "Of course, they're all lined up to fuck me, right?"Sunday, Aug. 22, 2010 - "I'm King James, bitch!"Saturday, Aug. 21, 2010 - "I miss my computer"Monday, Aug. 16, 2010 - "At least I barely joked about the situation, this time"Friday, Aug. 13, 2010 - "shit's up"Friday, Aug. 13, 2010 - "Cherish abandons technology"?Friday, Aug. 13, 2010 - "Double-personality Lambert versus Normal Whitebread Matt"Tuesday, Aug. 10, 2010 - "pick up some illiterates"Sunday, Aug. 08, 2010 - Van Damme versus Black EagleSunday, Aug. 08, 2010 - "Yeah, the bookstore is kind of a hobby, at this point"Sunday, Aug. 08, 2010 - "Use what you've got on you, or leave me alone, hey?"Sunday, Aug. 08, 2010 - Blow you awaySunday, Aug. 08, 2010 - "Better question: when will I wake up?"Sunday, Aug. 01, 2010 - "I want to live through this societal collapse, and claim my place amongst the victors"Sunday, Aug. 01, 2010 - I'mma gunna get you, bitchSunday, Aug. 01, 2010 - "you're a Northern belle, babe"Saturday, Jul. 31, 2010 - "It's always been a kind of temptation"Friday, Jul. 30, 2010 - "You look yummy"Thursday, Jul. 29, 2010 - Honor Thy Father.. with a nunWednesday, Jul. 28, 2010 - "aha, a flaw in my perfect plan"Wednesday, Jul. 28, 2010 - "I never say, 'lol'"Monday, Jul. 26, 2010 - "because in Lambert Law, this is a 1st Amendment"Monday, Jul. 26, 2010 - "In my head, I totally think you're in to me; please tell me off"Sunday, Jul. 25, 2010 - "It was a poor substitute for what love we had"Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2010 - "only because dicks are ick, and my hole don't wanna bowl"Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2010 - "I took all your money, but, hey, keep your purse."Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2010 - "Did you fight for Anni at all?"Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2010 - "I've never read Anna Karenina/But I hear that it has pith"Sunday, Jul. 18, 2010 - "I'm all hyped for toddler hugs"Thursday, Jul. 15, 2010 - "A gift for disturbing imagery"Thursday, Jul. 15, 2010 - "splatter this entry with Ninglish"Monday, Jul. 12, 2010 - Nope; nothing of valueSunday, Jul. 11, 2010 - I'm a man about my feelingsSaturday, Jul. 10, 2010 - "less freaky in public"Thursday, Jul. 08, 2010 - "Jay? Oh yeah, he's getting sick of you coming by so much."Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2010 - "Bring on the nasty pussy, it's time for Lamebert to party."Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2010 - "another Crew-sans-me deal"Monday, Jul. 05, 2010 - "Hungry, like the wolf, I bear onward, stumbling through uncommitted flirtation"Friday, Jul. 02, 2010 - "Time For Lambert to Shag a Stranger"Friday, Jul. 02, 2010 - "Deah Lawd: I ned a Lady. ):"Thursday, Jul. 01, 2010 - "The day started off like a nightmare out of my usual pages"Tuesday, Jun. 29, 2010 - "picked things out of the thesaurus"Monday, Jun. 28, 2010 - "I run a bookstore; I have books here for you."Monday, Jun. 28, 2010 - "seeking a godly artist of some assortment to cling to"Monday, Jun. 28, 2010 - "about the incoherency of life in the 90s"Sunday, Jun. 27, 2010 - "Get a soggy bottom from sitting still too long?"Thursday, Jun. 24, 2010 - "fuck you, spellcheck, wherefore art THOU?"Thursday, Jun. 24, 2010 - I almost killed myself; made a lot of jokes about it afterWednesday, Jun. 23, 2010 - There was nothing witty said hereMonday, Jun. 21, 2010 - "check out chicks with Dad"Saturday, Jun. 19, 2010 - "mentioning tidbits about injections and escape attempts"Friday, Jun. 18, 2010 - "like some kind of thick oatmeal"Friday, Jun. 18, 2010 - "Not even when mentioned in a French accent to Bruce Willis"Thursday, Jun. 17, 2010 - "more people agree that therapy would indeed be nice, if I could obtain some"Sunday, Jun. 13, 2010 - "unintended challenge of having a useless fucking cunt"Sunday, Jun. 13, 2010 - "Introversion at its core"Friday, Jun. 11, 2010 - "where in you is my personality, my little drunken bastard?"Friday, Jun. 11, 2010 - "and not demand my poon every day"Thursday, Jun. 10, 2010 - "Way to go, fucknut"Wednesday, Jun. 09, 2010 - "coming home to a bagged apartment was nerve-wracking"Tuesday, Jun. 01, 2010 - "Why the fuck am I alive?"Thursday, May. 27, 2010 - "RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT?"Sunday, May. 23, 2010 - "unfounded nerves and social stupidity"Friday, May. 21, 2010 - "and bash the Crazy out"Friday, May. 21, 2010 - "I never imagine anything really outrageous"Thursday, May. 20, 2010 - "I'm settling in to a kind of bastardized androgyny"Thursday, May. 20, 2010 - "6 pounds, 13 ounces"Sunday, May. 16, 2010 - "What? Me, trying to be a guy? No way!"Wednesday, May. 12, 2010 - "undergoing a bedbug infestation"Tuesday, May. 11, 2010 - "there is no utopia"Sunday, May. 09, 2010 - "No new ideas to affix to paper"Saturday, May. 08, 2010 - " So; why is it we're lonely?"Friday, May. 07, 2010 - DON'T TELL ME; I TELL YOUThursday, May. 06, 2010 - "Foooooooork"Wednesday, May. 05, 2010 - "Cross-dressing, ho!"Monday, May. 03, 2010 - "Fucker of the Russian queen"Friday, Apr. 30, 2010 - " Zack confessed to Lyta his affection"Thursday, Apr. 29, 2010 - "escape the hell of Sunday Life"Thursday, Apr. 29, 2010 - "in conjunction to everyone else"Tuesday, Apr. 27, 2010 - "if I cough enough"Monday, Apr. 26, 2010 - "she's out doing ninja stuff"Sunday, Apr. 25, 2010 - "up my ass, and back out my nose"Sunday, Apr. 25, 2010 - "a snide booger reappearing in various guises throughout history"Saturday, Apr. 24, 2010 - "but very homo"Thursday, Apr. 22, 2010 - "becoming a babbling psycho"Tuesday, Apr. 20, 2010 - "dicking around at LD"Monday, Apr. 19, 2010 - "abstract pangs of loss"Monday, Apr. 19, 2010 - "Particles are my friend"Friday, Apr. 16, 2010 - "French approach"!Tuesday, Apr. 13, 2010 - HoboyTuesday, Apr. 13, 2010 - "s it insane to make meatloaf at 3 AM?"Monday, Apr. 12, 2010 - "SOMEONE missed me"Monday, Apr. 12, 2010 - "whirlpools swallowing boats"Sunday, Apr. 11, 2010 - "only less intense"Saturday, Apr. 10, 2010 - I'm Just A Ship, Lost At SeaSaturday, Apr. 10, 2010 - "goes right over my head"Saturday, Apr. 10, 2010 - "we're back to that shit"Saturday, Apr. 10, 2010 - "snug, and inviting"Thursday, Apr. 08, 2010 - "be a sexual douche about it"Tuesday, Apr. 06, 2010 - "developing late?"Saturday, Apr. 03, 2010 - I don't 'feel' todayMonday, Mar. 29, 2010 - "some people are worth confiding in"Sunday, Mar. 28, 2010 - "personal problem pow-wows"Sunday, Mar. 28, 2010 - "what a charming bastard I am"Sunday, Mar. 28, 2010 - "Bad Guy Boyfriends"Sunday, Mar. 28, 2010 - "and ride her like the beast she is"Sunday, Mar. 28, 2010 - I am a lonely soul, too, Brad Delp.Saturday, Mar. 27, 2010 - The Great Dictator Speech; shared for lack of company to foist it uponSaturday, Mar. 27, 2010 - "a potential fuckfest of beatings"Saturday, Mar. 27, 2010 - "Billy Joel could probably do a doowop about sodomy and still sound cool."Friday, Mar. 26, 2010 - "alcoholic ex-hockey player"Friday, Mar. 26, 2010 - "revelations brought forth"Friday, Mar. 26, 2010 - "artificial contentness"Friday, Mar. 26, 2010 - "DAMN YOU, COMPUTER, STEALING MY THUNDER"Thursday, Mar. 25, 2010 - Who was the one?Thursday, Mar. 25, 2010 - "I don't know.. bonding?"Wednesday, Mar. 24, 2010 - "going in to spasms"Wednesday, Mar. 24, 2010 - "the generic crap I keep"Tuesday, Mar. 23, 2010 - "that chemical catharsis"Tuesday, Mar. 23, 2010 - "I am the God of Self-Theorizing"Monday, Mar. 22, 2010 - "freaking out like a motherfucker"Monday, Mar. 22, 2010 - "and I ain't gettin' any"Monday, Mar. 22, 2010 - La-la-la.. No.Sunday, Mar. 21, 2010 - "Shit, goddamn, I may be a man!"Saturday, Mar. 20, 2010 - "if only in literary thrust"Friday, Mar. 19, 2010 - "that beard-picture fuckin' looked like home"Thursday, Mar. 18, 2010 - "I was a boyish girl"Thursday, Mar. 18, 2010 - ...Thursday, Mar. 18, 2010 - "Is it weird to be jealous of your dad's facial hair?"Thursday, Mar. 18, 2010 - "WE ALL MISSED"Wednesday, Mar. 17, 2010 - WELCOME BACK, YOU OL' JACKASSSunday, Mar. 14, 2010 - "Overkill?"Sunday, Mar. 14, 2010 - "middle aged marms in white jackets"Saturday, Mar. 13, 2010 - "prerequisite silverfish infestations"Saturday, Mar. 13, 2010 - "for reasons of bad bowel movements"Saturday, Mar. 13, 2010 - "something fucks up"Saturday, Mar. 13, 2010 - Ass-GravyFriday, Mar. 12, 2010 - But you don't really care for music, do ya?Friday, Mar. 12, 2010 - "drowning myself in coffee"Friday, Mar. 12, 2010 - "Is it you, Internet?"Friday, Mar. 12, 2010 - "that scruffy badass"Friday, Mar. 12, 2010 - "I dream a lot of missed orgasms"Monday, Mar. 08, 2010 - They really want you; they really doMonday, Mar. 08, 2010 - "amalgamation of ridiculous fiction"Monday, Mar. 08, 2010 - "I give amazing blowjobs"Monday, Mar. 08, 2010 - "The problem? He's gay"Monday, Mar. 08, 2010 - "Preferring shaved vaginas"Sunday, Mar. 07, 2010 - Aw, shitSunday, Mar. 07, 2010 - "Will she lay down the law?"Sunday, Mar. 07, 2010 - "Being his cheeky self"Sunday, Mar. 07, 2010 - I will do this all day, and all day I will say:Sunday, Mar. 07, 2010 - Let the bullshit begin!Sunday, Mar. 07, 2010 - More Formal IntroductionsSunday, Mar. 07, 2010 - IntroductionsSunday, Mar. 07, 2010 - Moo
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A Quick Note:
* All archives '09 and back are on the old journal.
* 2010+ entries are prolly more interesting than '09 and back.
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