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Thursday, Dec. 30, 2010 - Chelan's third kid will be male, like the others.
Thursday, Dec. 23, 2010 - Hardcore Lame
Thursday, Dec. 16, 2010 - Bill Likes Christmas Music; I Don't.
Friday, Dec. 03, 2010 - My doctor almost shit himself. Me? I'm thinking I'm not going chronic.
Friday, Dec. 03, 2010 - Yeah; STILL no computer. What is this, month 3, 4?
Monday, Nov. 29, 2010 - Damn 'FRIENDS', being all annoying..
Sunday, Nov. 21, 2010 - We expect you to turn chronic, you know.
Sunday, Nov. 21, 2010 - Julian Lennon, does he sing like a lemon?
Friday, Nov. 19, 2010 - Way to go, yo
Friday, Nov. 19, 2010 - Lambert won't wanna fuck a Naruto-worshipper
Thursday, Nov. 18, 2010 - And, five years later, it sunk in..
Friday, Nov. 05, 2010 - "Gunna be 22"
Tuesday, Nov. 02, 2010 - Mmm. Sweaty armpits.
Saturday, Oct. 23, 2010 - I should be sleeping
Friday, Oct. 22, 2010 - Gunna ask me what I'm calling the book?
Saturday, Oct. 16, 2010 - Fuck.
Friday, Oct. 15, 2010 - I write songs that make me think of the only Wally Pleasant song I've ever heard
Saturday, Oct. 02, 2010 - "It's about fucking time"
Saturday, Oct. 02, 2010 - Re: What is AA writing?
Friday, Oct. 01, 2010 - When will this shit confront me, head-on?
Saturday, Sept. 18, 2010 - FUCK YOU, RANDOM HOUSE!! FUCK YOU, CONCISE/POCKET/MIDGETY FUCKERS!!
Friday, Sept. 17, 2010 - News
Sunday, Aug. 29, 2010 - Lambert's Spider Senses Spin For Strap-ons
Sunday, Aug. 29, 2010 - "I am the leprosy to your cock of gold"
Friday, Aug. 27, 2010 - "Snuggly-vibe"
Sunday, Aug. 22, 2010 - "Of course, they're all lined up to fuck me, right?"
Sunday, Aug. 22, 2010 - "I'm King James, bitch!"
Saturday, Aug. 21, 2010 - "I miss my computer"
Monday, Aug. 16, 2010 - "At least I barely joked about the situation, this time"
Friday, Aug. 13, 2010 - "shit's up"
Friday, Aug. 13, 2010 - "Cherish abandons technology"?
Friday, Aug. 13, 2010 - "Double-personality Lambert versus Normal Whitebread Matt"
Tuesday, Aug. 10, 2010 - "pick up some illiterates"
Sunday, Aug. 08, 2010 - Van Damme versus Black Eagle
Sunday, Aug. 08, 2010 - "Yeah, the bookstore is kind of a hobby, at this point"
Sunday, Aug. 08, 2010 - "Use what you've got on you, or leave me alone, hey?"
Sunday, Aug. 08, 2010 - Blow you away
Sunday, Aug. 08, 2010 - "Better question: when will I wake up?"
Sunday, Aug. 01, 2010 - "I want to live through this societal collapse, and claim my place amongst the victors"
Sunday, Aug. 01, 2010 - I'mma gunna get you, bitch
Sunday, Aug. 01, 2010 - "you're a Northern belle, babe"
Saturday, Jul. 31, 2010 - "It's always been a kind of temptation"
Friday, Jul. 30, 2010 - "You look yummy"
Thursday, Jul. 29, 2010 - Honor Thy Father.. with a nun
Wednesday, Jul. 28, 2010 - "aha, a flaw in my perfect plan"
Wednesday, Jul. 28, 2010 - "I never say, 'lol'"
Monday, Jul. 26, 2010 - "because in Lambert Law, this is a 1st Amendment"
Monday, Jul. 26, 2010 - "In my head, I totally think you're in to me; please tell me off"
Sunday, Jul. 25, 2010 - "It was a poor substitute for what love we had"
Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2010 - "only because dicks are ick, and my hole don't wanna bowl"
Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2010 - "I took all your money, but, hey, keep your purse."
Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2010 - "Did you fight for Anni at all?"
Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2010 - "I've never read Anna Karenina/But I hear that it has pith"
Sunday, Jul. 18, 2010 - "I'm all hyped for toddler hugs"
Thursday, Jul. 15, 2010 - "A gift for disturbing imagery"
Thursday, Jul. 15, 2010 - "splatter this entry with Ninglish"
Monday, Jul. 12, 2010 - Nope; nothing of value
Sunday, Jul. 11, 2010 - I'm a man about my feelings
Saturday, Jul. 10, 2010 - "less freaky in public"
Thursday, Jul. 08, 2010 - "Jay? Oh yeah, he's getting sick of you coming by so much."
Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2010 - "Bring on the nasty pussy, it's time for Lamebert to party."
Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2010 - "another Crew-sans-me deal"
Monday, Jul. 05, 2010 - "Hungry, like the wolf, I bear onward, stumbling through uncommitted flirtation"
Friday, Jul. 02, 2010 - "Time For Lambert to Shag a Stranger"
Friday, Jul. 02, 2010 - "Deah Lawd: I ned a Lady. ):"
Thursday, Jul. 01, 2010 - "The day started off like a nightmare out of my usual pages"
Tuesday, Jun. 29, 2010 - "picked things out of the thesaurus"
Monday, Jun. 28, 2010 - "I run a bookstore; I have books here for you."
Monday, Jun. 28, 2010 - "seeking a godly artist of some assortment to cling to"
Monday, Jun. 28, 2010 - "about the incoherency of life in the 90s"
Sunday, Jun. 27, 2010 - "Get a soggy bottom from sitting still too long?"
Thursday, Jun. 24, 2010 - "fuck you, spellcheck, wherefore art THOU?"
Thursday, Jun. 24, 2010 - I almost killed myself; made a lot of jokes about it after
Wednesday, Jun. 23, 2010 - There was nothing witty said here
Monday, Jun. 21, 2010 - "check out chicks with Dad"
Saturday, Jun. 19, 2010 - "mentioning tidbits about injections and escape attempts"
Friday, Jun. 18, 2010 - "like some kind of thick oatmeal"
Friday, Jun. 18, 2010 - "Not even when mentioned in a French accent to Bruce Willis"
Thursday, Jun. 17, 2010 - "more people agree that therapy would indeed be nice, if I could obtain some"
Sunday, Jun. 13, 2010 - "unintended challenge of having a useless fucking cunt"
Sunday, Jun. 13, 2010 - "Introversion at its core"
Friday, Jun. 11, 2010 - "where in you is my personality, my little drunken bastard?"
Friday, Jun. 11, 2010 - "and not demand my poon every day"
Thursday, Jun. 10, 2010 - "Way to go, fucknut"
Wednesday, Jun. 09, 2010 - "coming home to a bagged apartment was nerve-wracking"
Tuesday, Jun. 01, 2010 - "Why the fuck am I alive?"
Thursday, May. 27, 2010 - "RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT?"
Sunday, May. 23, 2010 - "unfounded nerves and social stupidity"
Friday, May. 21, 2010 - "and bash the Crazy out"
Friday, May. 21, 2010 - "I never imagine anything really outrageous"
Thursday, May. 20, 2010 - "I'm settling in to a kind of bastardized androgyny"
Thursday, May. 20, 2010 - "6 pounds, 13 ounces"
Sunday, May. 16, 2010 - "What? Me, trying to be a guy? No way!"
Wednesday, May. 12, 2010 - "undergoing a bedbug infestation"
Tuesday, May. 11, 2010 - "there is no utopia"
Sunday, May. 09, 2010 - "No new ideas to affix to paper"
Saturday, May. 08, 2010 - " So; why is it we're lonely?"
Friday, May. 07, 2010 - DON'T TELL ME; I TELL YOU
Thursday, May. 06, 2010 - "Foooooooork"
Wednesday, May. 05, 2010 - "Cross-dressing, ho!"
Monday, May. 03, 2010 - "Fucker of the Russian queen"
Friday, Apr. 30, 2010 - " Zack confessed to Lyta his affection"
Thursday, Apr. 29, 2010 - "escape the hell of Sunday Life"
Thursday, Apr. 29, 2010 - "in conjunction to everyone else"
Tuesday, Apr. 27, 2010 - "if I cough enough"
Monday, Apr. 26, 2010 - "she's out doing ninja stuff"
Sunday, Apr. 25, 2010 - "up my ass, and back out my nose"
Sunday, Apr. 25, 2010 - "a snide booger reappearing in various guises throughout history"
Saturday, Apr. 24, 2010 - "but very homo"
Thursday, Apr. 22, 2010 - "becoming a babbling psycho"
Tuesday, Apr. 20, 2010 - "dicking around at LD"
Monday, Apr. 19, 2010 - "abstract pangs of loss"
Monday, Apr. 19, 2010 - "Particles are my friend"
Friday, Apr. 16, 2010 - "French approach"!
Tuesday, Apr. 13, 2010 - Hoboy
Tuesday, Apr. 13, 2010 - "s it insane to make meatloaf at 3 AM?"
Monday, Apr. 12, 2010 - "SOMEONE missed me"
Monday, Apr. 12, 2010 - "whirlpools swallowing boats"
Sunday, Apr. 11, 2010 - "only less intense"
Saturday, Apr. 10, 2010 - I'm Just A Ship, Lost At Sea
Saturday, Apr. 10, 2010 - "goes right over my head"
Saturday, Apr. 10, 2010 - "we're back to that shit"
Saturday, Apr. 10, 2010 - "snug, and inviting"
Thursday, Apr. 08, 2010 - "be a sexual douche about it"
Tuesday, Apr. 06, 2010 - "developing late?"
Saturday, Apr. 03, 2010 - I don't 'feel' today
Monday, Mar. 29, 2010 - "some people are worth confiding in"
Sunday, Mar. 28, 2010 - "personal problem pow-wows"
Sunday, Mar. 28, 2010 - "what a charming bastard I am"
Sunday, Mar. 28, 2010 - "Bad Guy Boyfriends"
Sunday, Mar. 28, 2010 - "and ride her like the beast she is"
Sunday, Mar. 28, 2010 - I am a lonely soul, too, Brad Delp.
Saturday, Mar. 27, 2010 - The Great Dictator Speech; shared for lack of company to foist it upon
Saturday, Mar. 27, 2010 - "a potential fuckfest of beatings"
Saturday, Mar. 27, 2010 - "Billy Joel could probably do a doowop about sodomy and still sound cool."
Friday, Mar. 26, 2010 - "alcoholic ex-hockey player"
Friday, Mar. 26, 2010 - "revelations brought forth"
Friday, Mar. 26, 2010 - "artificial contentness"
Friday, Mar. 26, 2010 - "DAMN YOU, COMPUTER, STEALING MY THUNDER"
Thursday, Mar. 25, 2010 - Who was the one?
Thursday, Mar. 25, 2010 - "I don't know.. bonding?"
Wednesday, Mar. 24, 2010 - "going in to spasms"
Wednesday, Mar. 24, 2010 - "the generic crap I keep"
Tuesday, Mar. 23, 2010 - "that chemical catharsis"
Tuesday, Mar. 23, 2010 - "I am the God of Self-Theorizing"
Monday, Mar. 22, 2010 - "freaking out like a motherfucker"
Monday, Mar. 22, 2010 - "and I ain't gettin' any"
Monday, Mar. 22, 2010 - La-la-la.. No.
Sunday, Mar. 21, 2010 - "Shit, goddamn, I may be a man!"
Saturday, Mar. 20, 2010 - "if only in literary thrust"
Friday, Mar. 19, 2010 - "that beard-picture fuckin' looked like home"
Thursday, Mar. 18, 2010 - "I was a boyish girl"
Thursday, Mar. 18, 2010 - ...
Thursday, Mar. 18, 2010 - "Is it weird to be jealous of your dad's facial hair?"
Thursday, Mar. 18, 2010 - "WE ALL MISSED"
Wednesday, Mar. 17, 2010 - WELCOME BACK, YOU OL' JACKASS
Sunday, Mar. 14, 2010 - "Overkill?"
Sunday, Mar. 14, 2010 - "middle aged marms in white jackets"
Saturday, Mar. 13, 2010 - "prerequisite silverfish infestations"
Saturday, Mar. 13, 2010 - "for reasons of bad bowel movements"
Saturday, Mar. 13, 2010 - "something fucks up"
Saturday, Mar. 13, 2010 - Ass-Gravy
Friday, Mar. 12, 2010 - But you don't really care for music, do ya?
Friday, Mar. 12, 2010 - "drowning myself in coffee"
Friday, Mar. 12, 2010 - "Is it you, Internet?"
Friday, Mar. 12, 2010 - "that scruffy badass"
Friday, Mar. 12, 2010 - "I dream a lot of missed orgasms"
Monday, Mar. 08, 2010 - They really want you; they really do
Monday, Mar. 08, 2010 - "amalgamation of ridiculous fiction"
Monday, Mar. 08, 2010 - "I give amazing blowjobs"
Monday, Mar. 08, 2010 - "The problem? He's gay"
Monday, Mar. 08, 2010 - "Preferring shaved vaginas"
Sunday, Mar. 07, 2010 - Aw, shit
Sunday, Mar. 07, 2010 - "Will she lay down the law?"
Sunday, Mar. 07, 2010 - "Being his cheeky self"
Sunday, Mar. 07, 2010 - I will do this all day, and all day I will say:
Sunday, Mar. 07, 2010 - Let the bullshit begin!
Sunday, Mar. 07, 2010 - More Formal Introductions
Sunday, Mar. 07, 2010 - Introductions
Sunday, Mar. 07, 2010 - Moo

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A Quick Note:
* All archives '09 and back are on the old journal.
* 2010+ entries are prolly more interesting than '09 and back.