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And the alien did decree: BILL'S BALLER RESUMÉ
12:55 AM - Wednesday, Oct. 12, 2011
Before the nonsense, & After the bullshit.
William F. Whaley
Kamloops, BC | gmail: trysarahtopps | Twitter | 1988  ATTRIBUTES: - Writes extra-short fiction - Terms his work, "Extreme General Fiction" - Favorably compares his work as, "What you'd get if Richard Bachman and Chuck Palahniuk raped Kevin Smith" - Sticks mostly to gen-fic, but occasionally wanders - Is the only person he knows to have written a cunning quatrain-styled poem about a pedophile, let alone an entire website of Van Damme odes - Sometimes writes songs just as weird as his real work - Is probably one of the least successful owners of a personal fanpage on FB CREATIVE HISTORY: - Has been writing stories since the 1st grade - Was published twice, in 1999, and 2000, in an elementary school anthology - Has never been commercially published - Has posted 4 prose ebooks/2 poetry ebook since 2009; the only people who read the last one we paid, bribed, and threatened. I think he got about 50 pageviews, total? - Once had an internet journal that amassed 50 readers - Once won an award for writing his sister's homework RELATED DETAILS: - Was once associated with indie publisher, Igloo House - Is in the process of finding a paid outlet for his breed of awesomeness - Will probably write for Novel Niche, some day. Eventually. Maybe. He's been reading the same book since at least May
Before the nonsense, & After the bullshit.
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I need to do laundry... - Thursday, Jan. 19, 2012 I'm in to deep; spent a week sleeping on my couch - Sunday, Jan. 01, 2012 That's all for 2011, folks! - Sunday, Jan. 01, 2012 D'aww... - Saturday, Nov. 05, 2011 3:30 AM, and it still bugs me. - Saturday, Oct. 22, 2011 Circa 2010

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